aliens sighted

War of the worlds type aliens have landed in Oxfordshire. These photographs, taken from cover but within blaster range, show their preferred invasion outfit includes a shower cap/bonnet de douche.

Their deeply insidious mode of transport are droves of invasion-yellow three wheelers that seem to be eminating from a north Peckham estate.

We think that this invasion will be more successful than that of the Daleks who were complete screwed by curbs and stair cases. These fellas have three legs.

Irish troops are to be deployed whom, it is hoped, will be able talk the hind leg off an alien.

Should this plan fail our back up position is to invite them to square dances.